go away
Follow http://cracked.tumblr.com Instead (Act I, Scene 2)
Count Von Wrongblog: You hear me, mortals? All of your pets are dead!
Crackedblog Followers: Shut up! You're not my real dad!
Count Von Wrongblog: True, but I-Wait... Is that something you equate with fatherhood? Dead pets?
Crackedblog Followers: YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, EITHER!
Count Von Wrongblog: ...
Crackedblog Followers: This blog is sick, man.
Count Von Wrongblog: I disagree.
Crackedblog Followers: I agree.
Count Von Wrongblog: You agree that the blog is sick, or you agree with my disagreement?
Crackedblog Followers: Yeah, dude.
Count Von Wrongblog: ...
Crackedblog Followers: (trollface.jpg)
Count Von Wrongblog: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-
(Captain Asshole bursts in, holding a bunch of pets)
Crackedblog Followers: Our pets! Yay!
Count Von Wrongblog: Yay!
Captain Asshole: Woo-hoo!
Crackedblog Followers: Yay!
Count Von Wrongblog: Yay!
Captain Asshole: Woo-hoo!
Crackedblog Followers: Yay!
Count Von Wrongblog: Woo-hoo!
Captain Asshole: Woo-hoo!
Crackedblog Followers: Yay!
Count Von Wrongblog: Yay!
Captain Asshole: Woo-hoo!
Crackedblog Followers: Woo-hoo!
Count Von Wrongblog: Yay!
Captain Asshole: Woo-hoo!
Crackedblog Followers: Yay!
Count Von Wrongblog: Yay!
Captain Asshole: Yay!
Crackedblog Followers: Yay!
Count Von Wrongblog: Woo-hoo!
Captain Asshole: Neat!
Crackedblog Followers: Yay!
Count Von Wrongblog: Yay!
Captain Asshole: Woo-hoo!
Crackedblog Followers: Woo-hoo!
Count Von Wrongblog: Yay!
Captain Asshole: Hello!
Crackedblog Followers: Yay!
Count Von Wrongblog: Yay!
Captain Asshole: Yay!
Crackedblog Followers: Yay!
Count Von Wrongblog: Yay!
Captain Asshole: Woo-hoo!
Crackedblog Followers: Yay!
Count Von Wrongblog: Yay!
Captain Asshole: Yay!
Crackedblog Followers: Hello!
Count Von Wrongblog: Hi!
Captain Asshole: Woo-hoo!
Crackedblog Followers: Yay!
(scene 2 continued on next page)
